Friday, June 18, 2004

Maury Povich TV Paternity Tests

Why do people do this? My favorite is when there are two guys and a girl, and Maury says to boy number one: "You are NOT the father." And then to boy number two: "You ALSO are not the father." Then everyone runs backstage crying.

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The part that I like is while there on stage and she's looking at him like why did you bring me here. Is that your daughter. Ewww, you gonna gettit now!

June 18, 2004 at 2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love what Maury has done to the decor backstage (seems to be using it a lot more often)... the comfy, artistic furniture to the long winding hallways with many niches for the guests to pause in order to cry/fight/curse...and then get back up again.

June 18, 2004 at 6:19 PM  
Blogger Khemeka Beckford said...

I must say I look forward to the part when they say,"Michael you are 99.87% not the father". I love when the woman says, its wrong we need to take it again! I burst into laughter because she doesn't know who the baby-daddy is. Well, on the topic of furniture. The room where Maury talks to the angry boyfriend that wanted the child to be his. Isn't it great when he says"I can't believe she did this to me". I don't know what he was thinking. Did he really think he was dating a saint!!!!Anyway, do you think Maury will put the couch in the green room on EBay? LOL!

June 21, 2004 at 9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, and there always happens to be this guy who wants the baby and is not the father and then one who swears up and down that he is not the baby's father (because the kids are not crossed eyed like him) and then eventually is proven to be the father.
Then there is always the guy who brings his mother on the show to fight his battles for him because he is not loud and obnoxious enough like his mom...
Nika

June 22, 2004 at 2:54 PM  
Blogger Khemeka Beckford said...

Well, I love the guy who says,"You b''ch! I hate you and what you have done to me". I mean he claims heis embarassed but he is the one yelling and looking drunk. It is so funny! I agree with you when it comes to the guy who brings his mother one. I mean why is it that the mother is always 450lbs? Can someone tell me please!!!! I just can't take it,why are all the fat mothers on the show fat!!! why???? Ok, let me stop. This is a hot topic.

June 24, 2004 at 5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crystale

I love it when the girl has to tell her lover or mate that she cheated on him and the baby might not be his. Do you notice they always say "It was just one time"
10 different men later....still no daddy. If that ain't funny then I don't know what is.

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